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10 grandkid-approved jokes guaranteed* to make your grandchildren bust out in laughter

Read time: 2 minutes

There’s no greater music than the sound of my grandchild laughing,

is a saying we’ve seen bouncing around social media. And you know what ... it’s true!

Whether it’s a sweet little giggle that sounds like a bell or that big hearty laugh that fills the room with joy, there really is something magical about a grandkid laughing.

So, what better way to fill your home with love and laughter than with some jokes just for the grandkids? Try some of these next time the kids are around ...

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: It got mugged.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Answer: To see the moooon.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Answer: Sofishticated.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it was feeling crummy.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they’d crack each other up.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because her students were so bright.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: “You’re looking sharp today.”
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired.
Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?
Answer: Because he wanted to wake up oily in the morning.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: It got mugged.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Answer: To see the moooon.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Answer: Sofishticated.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it was feeling crummy.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they’d crack each other up.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because her students were so bright.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: “You’re looking sharp today.”
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired.
Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?
Answer: Because he wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Finding good jokes is no laughing matter, so be sure to keep these handy next time the grandkids are around. And who knows ... maybe they’ll have some of their own to share with you!

* Not really guaranteed. We just think it’s a fun saying.

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